lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com)

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

(Source: epic-vines)

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

sammywinchesster:

school picture day

(Source: shaymittchell)

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk