My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
cherish him forever
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk